"I gotta keg of coors light and 5 family size pizzas in my car. Party at the Emans house!"
I then moved said keg out of my car and into my best friends garage with the help of her father in law, all in my cute yellow wedges. Who says I'm not well rounded?
"Proof that Annie's my child: What is this place called, Mama? Downtown Snohomish. I LOVE it mama! I LOVE Downtown Snohomish. I love the old buildings and all the SHOPS!"
"Mother of the Year Goes to...moi for letting my child have a hard candy right before she sat down and laid her head back to get her hair washed for a cut and immediately choked on it. Panicked my dear friend who thought she was going to have to save Annie's life."
and the piece de resistance
"My tummy hurt all day today mama."
"Oh, I'm sorry Annie."
"I did go poo though."
"You went at school? Was it soft or hard?"
"Soft. My stoooool was very soft. "
"Where did you learn the word stool?"
"From the back of the Miralax bottle. It says it's a laxative that softens stool."
Well, I guess I can say I'm glad that she's comprehending what she's reading.